just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Best friends brother. Beat that.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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