You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
