I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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