i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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