omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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