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Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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