you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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