Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I look better un-naked...
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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