How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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