do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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