If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You're like the curious george of whores
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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