Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
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My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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