I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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