these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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