Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(915): View more from Texas

I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high

(808): View more from Hawaii

worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

nevermind....I'm on the way

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(678): View more from Georgia

Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.

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(904): View more from Florida

I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you

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(619): View more from California

Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.

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(847): View more from Illinois

He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us

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