wat bout pragnant strippers??
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.