the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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