I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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