Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now

(917): View more from New York City

Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway

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(651): View more from Minnesota

glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.

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(937): View more from Ohio

How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.

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(585): View more from New York

He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir

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That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people

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(410): View more from Maryland

we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.

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