Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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