Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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