I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We were destined to go to rehab together
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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