I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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