I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
My breasts were aching with rage.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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