our cab driver is having phone sex.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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