I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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