it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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