based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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