The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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