Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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