Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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