her vagine was all disorganized.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
