Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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