"it" just moved
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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