it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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