Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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