This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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