he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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