how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
don't judge my taste in strippers
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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