I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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