Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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