We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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