No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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