You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
this is an emotional support booty call
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