A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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