I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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