On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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