PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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