I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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