I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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