How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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