Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
so much tequila, so little girl.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.