Well apparently he's into motor boating.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
This baby is an asshole
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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