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omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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