dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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