wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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