She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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